the trouble with local newspapers and oral sex written by:ClaireLilyP
Summary: Cunnilingus by an expert: extremely attractive man in his late 20s, single, expert in the subject, offers his services FREELY to CLEAN ladies who value PERSONAL HYGIENE. Please call or text the following number and ask to talk to BIG D about his mouth, and we can make arrangements.
Ramble: A modern story that you can really see happening. I don't know why this is the first kind of story like this that I've come across now that I think of it. Seriously though. With a modern Richard, how can he not try to wreck havoc and set up some pranks on Darcy?! This is a two chapter story, where the first chapter is in Elisabeth's perspective, and the second one in Darcy's. A fun and quick read.
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Thursday, January 12, 2012
Fear of the Dentist
Fear of the Dentist written by: mandy52799
Summary: Bella has an irrational fear of the dentist. Will she be able to to find her happy place, or will she run away screaming? Rated M for smut.
Ramble: This story is super duper funny (to me at least)!!! After reading this story, I think I have a better idea of why Bella might run away screaming. Her appointment is not for a regular check-up, and I guess that is why there is a chance for her to run away screaming.
Summary: Bella has an irrational fear of the dentist. Will she be able to to find her happy place, or will she run away screaming? Rated M for smut.
Ramble: This story is super duper funny (to me at least)!!! After reading this story, I think I have a better idea of why Bella might run away screaming. Her appointment is not for a regular check-up, and I guess that is why there is a chance for her to run away screaming.
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